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Thursday, December 15, 2022

Christmas Cracker Jokes

Christmas lights, seasons greetings, and Christmas music can be heard all around, meaning one thing; It's the most wonderful time of the year.

But without a few corny jokes from a Christmas cracker, Christmas wouldn't be Christmas, would it? For that reason, here at MMS we've collected a few of our favourite and slightly cheesy Christmas jokes you can use to wow the family over your turkey dinner!

  • How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
    • Nothing, it was on the house
  • Which of Santa's friends is the most chilled?
    • Jack Frost
  • What does one Christmas tree say to another?
    • Lighten up
  • Why doesn't Santa go to the hospital?
    • He has private elf care
  • Why is a foot a good Christmas present?
    • Because it makes a good stocking filler
Christmas Cracker Jokes
  • What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?
    • A rebel without a Claus
  • Who is never hungry at Christmas?
    • The turkey—he’s always stuffed.
  • Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
    • He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
Christmas Cracker Jokes
  • What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense?
    • Wait, there's myrrh.
  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    • Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.
  • What kind of photos do elves take?
    • Elfies!
  • What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
    • Santa walking backwards!
Christmas Cracker Jokes
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    • Frostbite!
  • Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
    • Their days are numbered!
  • What reindeer has the worst manners?
    • Rude-olph

We hope these jokes made you laugh, or at least crack a smile… What a better way to wrap up the year with some Christmas cheer!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from the MMS Group!

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